Joke Time!

There was 3 friends on a camping trip.

A Catholic Priest, a Mormon Bishop, and a Jewish Rabbi.

On the next hill above them there was a herd of bears.

The Bishop says, I bet I can convert one of those bears to Mormonism in 1 hour.

He comes back in an hour and says, "It's done, the bear is converted and reading the Book of Mormon now."

The Priest says, "Oh, I can beat that, I'll convert him in 45 minutes." He comes back 45 minutes later and says "It's done, I converted the bear and he's up there making the sign of the cross."

The Rabbi says, "I can beat both of you, give me 30 minutes."

1 hour passes.

2 hours pass.

3 hours pass and the Rabbi comes down the mountain, covered in blood and his clothes are in shreds.

"What happened to you?!"

"Oh, I converted the bear in 30 minutes no problem, but the circumsision..."