Joke Time!

A blonde cops stops a blonde motorist and asks for her drivers license.
The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says, "I can't find it, I must have left it at home officer."
The cop says, "do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again and pulls out a compact mirror.
She looks at the cop and says "All I have is this picture of myself"
The cop says, "Let me see it then" so the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop who says, "Well, if I had known you were a fellow police officer I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

New Railing!!

This summer, one of my big projects was to redo our patio railing. The old one was getting rotten and very unsafe, with spaces up to 7.5 inches between rails. Plenty for Jack to walk through accidently. Other spots were more narrow, but he could still get his head stuck. We tried baby netting for awhile, but that turned out to be fun and easy to climb. So I had a project on my hands. I am so proud of the outcome!

After

Jack hard at work helping mommy paint

Before

Jack's Surgery

Jack in his recovery outfit (chosen himself)

My brave little guy underwent his first surgery on Tuesday, August 4th. He had to have a hydrocele, and we went up to Children's Primary Hospital to have it done. The surgery was supposed to begin at 10:45am, Jack not drinking or eating since midnight before. They ended up getting us in a little late, 1pm, but had so many fun toys and cars and movies there for Jack that he handled the waiting period really well. He also handled recovery very well. Only a few tears until mommy came to him when he woke up from anesthesia. Then he fell asleep so hard that it was hard to wake him to drink his apple juice he needed to get down before we left. The nurse let us go after 1/2 a cup (instead of a whole) and an hour of waiting.

My big boy had a fever on days 3 and 4 of recovery but is now fully up and running. Everything went great and we had a wonderful week off together.

Firefighters

Post surgery gifts:) Stephen brought home our growing firefighter (Fire Trucks and Ambulances are his favorite right now) His very own fire fighter t-shirt!

The boys showing me their big muscles:)

Jack looks so tired because this is after midnight and he just woke up with his new t-shirt in his hand. Daddy gave it to him while he was sleeping. He was so excited to see this! I couldn't get it off of him for 2 days, and then he spilled some water and my baby does not like being wet so I could finally get it into the laundry:)

Joke Time!

Two buddies were out hiking with their dogs.
They walk buy a bar. "A cold beer sounds so good right now" says the first one, "but there's a sign that says no dogs aloud.
The second one says "No problem, watch this." He walks into the bar.
"Hey! You can't come in here! It says no dogs aloud!" says the bartender.
"But this is my seeing eye dog"
"Oh, your ok then."
The second man is watching through the window. "Hmm, that looked easy"
He walks into the bar.
"Hey! You can't come in here! It says no dogs aloud!" says the bartender.
"But this is my seeing eye dog"
"That's no seeing-eye dog, that's a chiuahuahua!"
"What?! They gave me a chiuahuahua?!"

Fruits of Our Labor

I am so proud of these little tomatoes! They are from my very own garden! I get a nice handful about every other day. I went a littel tomato crazy at the nursery in the spring and bought TONS! Turns out all the salad tomatoes are different kinds and I have 4 different, ones, all super yummy!

Joke Time!

There was 3 friends on a camping trip.

A Catholic Priest, a Mormon Bishop, and a Jewish Rabbi.

On the next hill above them there was a herd of bears.

The Bishop says, I bet I can convert one of those bears to Mormonism in 1 hour.

He comes back in an hour and says, "It's done, the bear is converted and reading the Book of Mormon now."

The Priest says, "Oh, I can beat that, I'll convert him in 45 minutes." He comes back 45 minutes later and says "It's done, I converted the bear and he's up there making the sign of the cross."

The Rabbi says, "I can beat both of you, give me 30 minutes."

1 hour passes.

2 hours pass.

3 hours pass and the Rabbi comes down the mountain, covered in blood and his clothes are in shreds.

"What happened to you?!"

"Oh, I converted the bear in 30 minutes no problem, but the circumsision..."